7 Steps to Change a Shitty Life, Step One: Stop Complaining About Shit!

1. Stop Complaining about shit!

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems.

Zig Ziglar

People love complaining, protesting, grumbling, whining, bleating, making a fuss and  if they have nothing to complain about, they bitch  about other people complaining about shit.

Most people complain about (in no particular order):

1. Being Single

2. Being in a bad relationship or marriage

3. The boss

4. Having to go to work

5. Being unemployed

6. The weather. It always either too cold, too hot, too windy, or too wet.

7. High prices and the cost of everything.

8. Cheap clients who complain about high prices

9. High cholesterol, high blood pressure.  Low libido.

10.Slow internet connections

11. Bad drivers

12. People who are on their phone while driving

13. In-laws and relatives

14.Being too fat. Or too skinny.

15. Being too young for some shit and too old for others.

16.Too much sex. Not enough sex.

17. Cellulite

18.Global Warming,

19.Natural disasters.

20.Too many people complaining about too many things.

This list is hardly complete, and I can just hear some people complaining, that THEIR complaint is not on this list. How about war! Riots! The economy! Immigrant workers who are taking our jobs! Racist and sexist people, meat eaters and vegetarians. Rowdy kids, landlords, bankers  and barking dogs! Somebody has to do something about THAT SHIT! 

Well, stop complaining, pay attention, be SOMEONE  and DO something about it.

We have learned to complain as soon as we were born: we felt pain, hunger, cold, or discomfort from a shitty diaper, so  cried and screamed from the top of our lungs, and learned that if we raise a big enough fuss, someone will come soon enough and relieve us from our discomfort.

As toddlers, we cried and threw temper tantrums to get what we wanted, or to punish our parents for not giving us what we wanted. As we grew older, we were told to grow up, to stop crying, stop complaining, or else, we will be given something to be complaining about. 

From the perspective of an infant, or a child, who is relying on others for meeting all their needs, complaining is a useful tool, but whining and complaining stops being either effective or cute when we grow up. 

If you live forever complaining about shit, you will have no time to do anything else, after all that complaining  you will have no energy left for anything else, and regardless of when or how you die, your life up to that moment will be shitty...And THAT, ladies and gentlemen is the truth, and it that is some deep shit.